Seagalmageddon recipe

I had been thinking about making a drink using Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt as a base, and after some brainstorming with some friends, I decided on the final mix above. There are two reasons so many liquors are used. First, a drink using something made by Steven Seagal must be as over-the-top as Seagal's action movies and must provide a sense of 'armageddon' that Seagal himself provides when he's beating up 15 bad guys at one time. Secondly, although I did have to cherry pick a little bit, every component of the drink corresponds to a letter in Seagal's last name.

S piced Rum
E verclear (151 if not available)
A bosolut Fruit Flavored Vodka
G in
A bsolut Fruit Flavored Vodka (hence twice as much as other liquors)
L ightning Bolt